Yan

“加拿大爽不？”

“爽，零下36度。”

“真的假的？……”

“骗你这个干嘛。。。真是死的心都有了。
天天预报都是最高-25，最低-36。”

“最高-25。。。。”

华丽丽的把下午4点的胡桃夹子睡过去了。忘记了这回事，根本就没到剧场门口。问题是，我为什么总是睡过头呢？

对焦对偏了。我们那天晚上在这里玩了半天嘉年华一样的游乐设施，2磅在空中绕了大概10分钟。后来去vue看电影，结果有人不知道在搞什么，把火警弄响了，还没进放映厅的我们就又出了电影院，后来被工作人员证实为假新闻，就又回去看了我人生中第一部恐怖片，paranormal activity。放映结束被赠票一张。后来就又去看了2012。我刚小睡醒，要整理明天考试的essay，啊。啊。啊。

今天拿到了pen­tax sp1000第一卷照片。另外一卷由于没上好卷彻底壮烈牺牲一张也没洗出来。刚发现哥本哈根也有卖frozen yogurt的，叫rubber duck frozen yogurt。我就突然想起老拒在哲学系发现的巨型小黄鸭收藏。 怎一个壮观了得。我好困，搞定明早的期末还有studio就差不多解放了。笨笨的朋友们周末要来，该热闹了。周六去看胡桃夹子。唠叨完毕。

KATE MONSTER:
I wish I could go back to col­lege.
Life was so sim­ple back then.

NICKY:
What would I give to go back and live in a dorm with a meal plan again!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to col­lege.
In col­lege you know who you are.
You sit in the quad, and think, “Oh my God!
I am totally gonna go far!”

ALL:
How do I go back to col­lege?
I don’t know who I am anymore!

PRINCETON:
I wanna go back to my room and find a mes­sage in dry-erase pen on the door!
Ohhh…
I wish I could just drop a class…

NICKY:
Or get into a play…

KATE MONSTER:
Or change my major…

PRINCETON:
Or fuck my T.A.

ALL:

I need an aca­d­e­mic advi­sor to point the way!
We could be…
Sit­ting in the com­puter lab,4 A.M. before the final paper is due,
Curs­ing the world ’cause I didn’t start sooner,
And see­ing the rest of the class there, too!

PRINCETON:
I wish I could go back to college!

ALL:
How do I go back to col­lege?!
AHHHH…

PRINCETON:
I wish I had taken more pictures.

NICKY:
But if I were to go back to col­lege,
Think what a loser I’d be–
I’d walk through the quad,
And think “Oh my God…”

ALL:
“These kids are so much younger than me.”